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Figuratively Green

18 December 1981
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Frequently Asked Finally Answered Questions

Who is this person and why is she so incredibly funny?

This person is someone who spends waaaaay too much time on the Internet, and shares a name with a coordination language, a virtual ghost town in Tasmania and the most intense hurricane in the East Pacific. I have interests, a subset of which are shown below. I have a few other details, as shown above. I'd tell you more, but I should save something for the other questions.

Will you friend/talk to/marry me?

If you secretly wish I'd friend you, then say something and I just might. If, on the other hand, you want to friend me, then feel free to do so.

If you want to talk to me, then feel free to comment on one of my entries or to use the IM details above.

If you want to marry me... um... not right now, thanks.

Did you come to Earth for evil purposes?

*gasp!* You've unearthed my sinister plot to unmake the world by... um... ok, no. I came to Earth because someone said something about a bioluminescent lake, a rumour which I feel is utterly insubstantiated.


I'm in love with many of your icons. Do you have a general policy on whether people can use them, or should I ask icon by icon?

Virtually all of my icons may be used, with appropriate credit. The exception to this is icons I make for other people; these are normally clearly labelled.

If in doubt, ask. I won't bite your nose off.

If you were a character in a webcomic, what would you have for breakfast?

Multicoloured pixels.

Have you ever wasted time when you ought not to have?

*sings along to Winamp*


Um... sorry. What was the question?

ZOMGWTFBBQ!!!111 All your entries are PUBLIC! Why the hell aren't you friends-only like everyone else on ellejay?

I'm glad you asked. It's because I believe in the transparency and openness of everyday human interaction.

It's because I have an insatiable need for attention.

It's because I feel this odd compulsion to be different.

It's because I like having my livejournal all open and accessible. Yay!

What unicorn?

Unicorns? They're so last week. Oliphaunts are the new dragon.

Could I interest you in a box of blue nitrile gloves?

Only if they don't come out in pairs.

Have you ever acted as a double agent?

I could tell you, but then I'd have to... um... tickle you mercilessly. Bwah!

You're really odd, you know that?

I do. I know it like a... a... factual and true thing that I know really well.

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