1. Assume a firm yet relaxed grip on your computer mouse.
2. Place a finger on the scroll wheel.
3. Draw the finger on the scroll wheel toward you, pressing lightly on the wheel. This may cause it to feel as though it is moving; this is perfectly normal.
4. Repeat steps 2-3 until the unwanted item is no longer visible on the screen.
5. Go about your day normally.

Captain Jesus H wonderflonium-bouncing Sparrow with both utilities and heathens aplenty sinking my battleship to make shoes for orphans on a pogo stick by the power of Greyskull during a thundering typhoon in the conservatory with the lead pipe in accordance with the prophecy somewhere in the Persian Gulf.

ryttu3k

Give me one reason I'm going to hell.

Then, if you like, post this in your own (original) journal to find out how to furnish your own (original) handbasket.

It is absolutely essential that you respect my wishe- wait, what?

1. Go back to bed.
2. Stay there.
   

1. Choose an episode of anime or television series you have on your computer . Make sure you're certain you want that one, you cannot change your mind once you skip this step. DO NOT TELL YOUR FLIST WHAT YOU CHOSE.
   
   (This one is quite plainly not an episode of TV, but we will ignore that.)
   
   
2. Make note of how long the episode is here: 02:07:40
   
   
3. Ask your flist to choose a time between 00:00 and whatever the length of your episode is. Be specific, (ie: 19:11, 21:09, 02:42, 01:23:45)
   
   
4. Make them an icon using THAT FRAME ONLY no matter what it is. And remember, you can only use that ONE episode you chose previous, even if the person posting isn't familiar with it.

1. Choose an episode of anime or television series you have on your computer . Make sure you're certain you want that one, you cannot change your mind once you skip this step. DO NOT TELL YOUR FLIST WHAT YOU CHOSE.
   
   
2. Make note of how long the episode is here: 44:59. 42:13.
   
   
3. Ask your flist to choose a time between 00:00 and whatever the length of your episode is. Be specific, (ie: 19:11, 21:09, 02:42)
   
   
4. Make them an icon using THAT FRAME ONLY no matter what it is. And remember, you can only use that ONE episode you chose previous, even if the person posting isn't familiar with it.

Dear trial participants,

The Orphic Institute thanks you for your participation in this trial of long-distance usage of Mnemosyne. It is recommended that participants read through the patient's introduction to treatment with Mnemosyne (currently in its sixth draft).

The comments here will be initially screened, during which period it is recommended that the patients each submit five memory seeds. These memory seeds will then be placed in a random order, and used to assist in recovering memories. Also, patients may wish to start a thread for their questionnaire, to be completed during the course of the treatment.

Thankyou again for your participation in this trial.

• An aircraft carrier
• Being very lost
• Fireflies
• An unwanted gift
• Fresh strawberries, destroyed into a pulpy mass
• A precious object, lost
• A broken nose
• Library stacks, unlit and after hours
• Frustration at being unable to find a certain item of clothing in the right size
• A cabin in the woods
• Floor buffers
• All in
• An unfamiliar city, disoriented, late
• The blue screen of death
• A diorama of Pickett's Charge with individually hand-painted soldiers
• A sequestered jury
• A dollhouse
• London
• A standoff
• Not wanting to get up because a cat is sleeping on my lap
• Want to run out in the rain, not allowed
• Room service hamburger and fries, stone cold
• A doctor
• Poetry

potatocubed

maggiebloome

palmer_kun

soberloki

jeffr23

active_apathy

laurenmitchell

Let's, for one day, blog as somebody else. Blog as your current main character, or even a minor character, blog as a historical person, blog as a family member, a pet, a piece of furniture - anything and everybody is OK, but you. Blog as if it's not you.

packbat

This is the meme evolution meme. Copy this text, change it however you like, and repost it in your own journal. Remember to post a link to your version here as a reply to the person whose text you altered, so we can see how it evolves!